5 Can't - Miss Pickup Lines from Dirt Nasty. The alter ego of ex-VJ Simon Rex offers his best tips for the dating scene. Plus: Download a free.
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I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Because we could go hump back at my place. You hold your mouth open. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time? Can I have a taste? No Well, I don't, so let's go. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
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Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? If your ass was snow, I'd plow it. I would call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut! Cause omelette you suck this dick. I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it. Justin Bieber Pick Up Lines.
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Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.. Can I read your t-shirt in braille? Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest. I like your hair, your eyes, your smile... As long as you need a place to sit, you'll always have my face.